The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn on April 2, 2015
Pages: 292
Format: eBook
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Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
Looking for your next fun read? Then pick this book up – The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn.
I don’t want to reveal too much of this story as I do feel that the reader needs to experience this as I did…totally blindly. This was my first Meghan Quinn book and I definitely look forward to more.
Rosie Bloom wants to write romance novels. Her problem? She has never done the deed and knows NOTHING. Omg I was laughing from page 1…this girl needs to get laid badly!
Her two best friends and roommates help her by putting her on an online dating website and Rosie experiences dating disasters that will have you rolling on the floor.
But what happens when Rosie who is so clueless doesn’t see what has been right before her eyes for so long? Will her dating mishaps finally come to an end?
You will have to read this book to find out!
I really enjoyed this book…it was a fun quick read that I really needed to lighten my mood. If you are looking for something fun that will put a smile on your face and laugh out loud then look no further.
“Do not open your mouth if a dick comes flying at your face.”
“But you told me guys like blow jobs.”
“They do,” he responded, “But you only give him a blow job if you want to, not because he’s tapping you on the cheek with his dick. Jesus, you were so sheltered.”
About Meghan Quinn
Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four
legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!